look at this fragile delicate flower of a man look at how precarious his value and identity is wonder at the marvel that is masculinity
Dachshunds can’t wait to take a bath
*hysterical crying and screaming*
I can’t really argue
“I feel tumblr people will be the best parents. Ever.”
I could spend hours!
holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????
this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do
FINALLY SOMEONE DISMISSES THESE AWFUL GAY STEREOTYPES
YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER
I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time
THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING